I know that you think that because you felt hungover this morning that you'd be able to drink your face off and not be hungover tomorrow morning might have been a great idea. I should not have disagreed with that theory because i'm not sure if it really does work.

I'm also sorry I called you an old woman. Hopefully we can get through this tough time and remain friendly colleagues.

Will you ever forgive me?

-Kyle

I owe you a major apology. I should have been more careful in changing your water. You never actually eat the flakes and that's why I have to change your tank every 3 days. I took it out on you by pulling you out of the transfer bowl by hand and "accidentally" misplacing you into the sink. I didn't mean to cause you harm, I promise to goto the store and buy you food pellets today.

I'm sorry for not calling the auto parts store for my brakes and rotors yet. I'll do that today, I promise! Please don't be upset with me!