I know that you think that because you felt hungover this morning that you'd be able to drink your face off and not be hungover tomorrow morning might have been a great idea. I should not have disagreed with that theory because i'm not sure if it really does work.

I'm also sorry I called you an old woman. Hopefully we can get through this tough time and remain friendly colleagues.

Will you ever forgive me?

-Kyle

Sorry Kyle I made fun of your car. I didn't mean any harm by it. It was just a stupid joke. I think your car could beat up my car in a car fight. Mine is old and has been owned by a girl for along time. Yours is grey and dude-tastic, I am sure.
Sorry again.
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I owe you a major apology. I should have been more careful in changing your water. You never actually eat the flakes and that's why I have to change your tank every 3 days. I took it out on you by pulling you out of the transfer bowl by hand and "accidentally" misplacing you into the sink. I didn't mean to cause you harm, I promise to goto the store and buy you food pellets today.

I'm sorry for not calling the auto parts store for my brakes and rotors yet. I'll do that today, I promise! Please don't be upset with me!

I'm sorry that everything has been so busy. All I want is to hang out with you. I promise I won't put work in front of our relationship again.