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October 27, 2011 by bmoss7580   comments (1)

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Sarah,
When I heard that I was killing you, I was greatly distressed. There are very few things I have ever killed; among them are: a turtle, a snake, my health, my self-esteem, my ego, and my chances of being employed at the Writing Center. However, to my knowledge I have never killed a person. I e-pologize for having killed you. My only hope (other than that I've already made it into your will) is that ghosts aren't real because I know you would haunt me for the rest of my life.

P.S. Is marrying a ghost still legal in Vegas?